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The First Fandom MST! - Badfic Beware. Srsly.

User: fandom_mst (posted by stolemyworld)
Date: 2007-05-27 15:57
Subject: The First Fandom MST!
Security: Public
Mood:groggygroggy
Fandom: Greys Anatomy
Author: lexzieluver2010
Story: I Do Cherish You

This story was MSTed by Cari *waves*

Your MSTers are:






"All I am
All I'll be
Everything in this world
All that I'll ever need
Is in your eyes
Shining at me

Alex: I’m out of here.
Meredith: You can’t leave.
Alex: Sure I can. See, I stand up, I head for the door, and I walk straight through it.
Addison: I don’t think she means that you can’t literally leave.
Cristina: She means that we have to sit through this crap until one of us dies.


When you smile I can feel
All my passion unfolding
Your hand brushes mine
And a thousand sensations seduce me cause I.."

Cristina: What the hell is this?
Meredith: 98 Degrees.
Cristina: Explain.
Meredith: The band, 98 Degrees.
Cristina: So this isn’t even original material?
Meredith: Afraid not.
Cristina: Look, if you’re gonna steal something from someone, at least make sure it’s worth stealing.


Alex Karev had never thought he'd be here.

Alex: It’s like she’s reading my mind.

Standing at the alter, awaiting his bride.

Alex: Crap.
Meredith: Ten bucks says it’s Izzie.
Cristina: Ten on Addison.
Addison: Hey! … ten on Meredith.
Meredith: Hey! I picked Izzie!
Addison: I appreciated the sentiment. But Alex is more likely to chain himself to you than Cristina.
Alex & Cristina: Thank God.


If you had told him 3 years ago that he'd be getting married, he would have died laughing.

Cristina: Does that mean that two years ago he wouldn’t have died laughing? Because three years is a long time, if you’re going to compare.
Meredith: That’s true. I mean, in one year, Cristina met and got engaged to Burke, George and Callie met and got married, I fell for a married man, sorry Addison, and Izzie fell in love with her patient, and then killed him.
Alex: And you died.
Addison: And your mom died.
Cristina: Both of them.
Meredith: Last year SUCKED.
Addison: It certainly did.
Cristina: Men suck most of all.
Alex: Hey, sitting right here.
Cristina: We know.


He always thought he would die a bacherlor.

Addison: Bacherlor or bachelor?
Meredith: I thought you’d die a bachelor too. And I’d die an old maid.
Cristina: You won’t die an old maid, Meredith. You’ll die young in some really cool way, like James Dean.
Meredith: I don’t want to be James Dean!
Alex: I so wanna be James Dean.
Addison: I thought he was gay?
Meredith: Who cares if he was gay? I want to die an old maid!


Never in a million years had he thought he'd let some woman make an honest man out of him.

Addison: Honest? That’d be the day.
Alex: Stop being a bitter hag.
Cristina: Oh, you didn’t!
Addison: I hope you do marry Izzie. Then she can either kill you or make you fail your exams and totally destroy your career.
Meredith: I can’t even half-heartedly defend Izzie.
Cristina: Yeah, she kinda sucks recently, right?


But that was just it. Alex wasn't marrying 'some woman'. No. He was marrying his dream girl. His blonde beauty. His Dr. Model. His Izzie Stevens.

Addison: Outstanding.
Meredith: Dr Model?
Alex: I think I called her that for about a week, three seasons ago.
Cristina: You really couldn’t think up anything more original?
Alex: It’s not my fault that I was a secondary character for the first season.
Meredith: Besides, she’s not really yours, as she’d give you up in a second for Denny.
Alex: Denny died, Meredith.
Meredith: Well, I was dead for like, a day, right? Denny still has a chance.
Cristina: That’s so gross.


"I do
Cherish you
For the rest of my life
You wont have to think twice
I will
Love you still
From the depths of my soul
It's beyond my control
Ive waited so long
To say this to you
If you're asking 'Do I love you this much?'
I do."

Cristina: Again?
Meredith: There’s more to come.
Cristina: Kill me now.


Izzie Stevens stared at her reflection in the full length mirror infront of her.

Meredith: Sounds like Izzie. Except I think that Izzie knows that in front is two separate words.

She had gotten compliment after compliment.

Cristina: Wow, this author has Izzie down perfectly!

From "Beautiful" to "A floating Angel".

Addison: A floating angel? It’s no ‘Catherine Deneuve’.

She smiles. That last one was from Alex's mother.

Alex: Because a woman who raised a son like me probably does go around calling people floating angels.
Cristina: Alex, I kinda love you.
Alex: Keep your hands off, Yang.


She runs a hand down her dress. The dress was simple.

Cristina: Okay, that’s just not possible.
Addison: Even I know that she would have the fussiest dress she could find.


Strapless. Silk. Turning, she found the nearest chair and sat.

Addison: Uh oh. You don’t sit on silk, it wrinkles.

She had no one to give her away.

Cristina: This is awesome!
Meredith: Are you going to say that when I get married and I have no mothers or father to give me away?
Cristina: I thought you were going to be an old maid.
Meredith: Oh yeah.


A month ago, she had finally gathered enough courage to call her father. He had declined.

Alex: What? Her call?
Addison: I think she means he declined her invitation.


She didn;t think it would bother her this much. He had never really been there before, what would it matter if he wasn't now? But she did care. This was her wedding!

Meredith: I swear, Izzie down to a tee.
Addison: A giant tee.
Cristina: This is IZZIE’S wedding and Izzie gets what she wants, dammit!


Her father was supposed to be here! She had cryed

Addison: Has the English language changed and I didn’t get the memo?

for hours while Alex held her. She lets out a sigh as someone knocks at the door.

Meredith: I enjoy a good tense change.
Cristina: Emphasis on ‘good’.
Meredith: Which this isn’t.


Meredith poked her head in, "Ready?"


"In my world
Before you
I lived outside my emotions
Didn't no where I was goin
Till that day
I found you
How you opened my life
To a new paradise
In a world torn by change
Still with all of my heart
Till my dying day.."


Alex's stomache

Cristina: Is it a stomach? A stomach ache? Who knows?!
Addison: Not these four doctors.
Meredith: And we actually kind of suck, for doctors.


flipflopped as the minister told him it was time to begin. It was finally time. Time to marry his Izzie.

Alex: So it’s time then?

They had came a long way.

Addison: Their spelling and grammar started off so well.
Meredith: They always succumb.
Addison: Like your one night stands?
Alex: Awesome.
Addison: I’m sorry, I meant to say that to Alex.
Meredith: Awesome.


He had hurt her so many times and he hated himself for it.

Alex: Wait a minute, I only hurt her once.
Meredith: With Olivia.
Cristina: I thought you had better taste than that, Alex.
Addison: Thank you.
Cristina: You’re welcome.


But 2 years ago today, she had given him another chance. That had been the best day of his life. But not anymore. Today was now the best day of his life. He watches as Meredith, being the Maid Of Honor, takes her spot.

Meredith: Yes!
Cristina: Pipe down. You’re only maid of honor because George wouldn’t put on a dress.
Alex: I don’t believe that for a second.
Meredith: Thank you, Alex.
Alex: No, I mean I don’t believe that George wouldn’t put on a dress.


She gives him a smile and a thumbs up. He replies with a smile.

Addison: Stop coming on to the maid of honor at your own wedding.

Turning, he sees Christina, escorted by Burke, making their way down the aisle.

Cristina: Well, that must be Burke’s new girlfriend, since my name isn’t spelled with an ‘H’.

Soon, the sound of "Here Comes The Bride" would fill the room.

Cristina: Dude, that’s harsh!
Addison: Maybe this was written before you got left at the altar.
Cristina: I wasn’t left at the altar! I didn’t make it that far. I was left at the … door.


I do
Cherish you
For the rest of my life
You wont have to think twice
I will
Love you still
From the depths of my soul
It's beyond my control
Ive waited so long
To say this to you
If you're asking 'Do I love you this much?'
Yes I do."

Izzie watched as Christina and Burke left the small hallway through the double-doors and down the aisle. Soon it would be her turn.

Meredith: Salt in the wound.
Cristina: Oh, this bitch is going down.


She turns to stare at the door behinde her. She could run, she could. It was there.

Alex: Brilliant observation skills.
Cristina: That’s your wife, buddy.


No one watching it. But..she couldn't. She knew what she was doing was right.

Addison: Except she was just thinking about bolting.
Meredith: Didn’t you want to run away at your wedding?
Addison: Nope.
Meredith: Oh.


Alex loved her. And she loved him. God did she love him. She had always loved him. She had loved Denny, but in a different way.

Cristina: In a soulmate kind of way.
Meredith: In a ‘I’d kill for you’ kind of way.
Addison: Or ‘I’d kill you’ kind of way.
Alex: Can I leave yet?


She had fallen in love with the idea of him, but really it had been Alex all along.

Alex: Take that, Denny-lovers!
Meredith: You know what, Alex? You won. You’re alive. Stop scoring points off the dead man.


With George, there had been no love there.

Addison: That’s a little cold.
Cristina: Thank God she broke up his marriage then.


She had tryed to make herself love him. She had gotten scared at the thought of Alex moving on and George had been there.

Meredith: That makes no sense. But who am I to judge?
Addison: You slept with George?
Cristina: She did.
Alex: Because McDreamy was married to you.
Addison: Ah. That’s … nice to know.
Cristina: You hang with us, you hear the gossip.
Meredith: Let’s get back to how much we all don’t like Izzie.


It was wrong and stupid. But it happened. She couldn;t change that. All she could do was let go of her past and focus on her future. Her future which was waiting for her at the end of the aisle.

Alex: I really hope she’s talking about Meredith.

She smiled as she heard the familiar tune of "here Comes The Bride". It was time. Time to walk down the aisle to her true love. Time to become Mrs Alex Karev.

Meredith: Down a shot for every time this author overuses the word ‘time’.
Cristina: Uh uh. No way. You’ll end up sleeping with Alex.
Alex: Let the girl drink, Yang.
Addison: Or my husband.
Meredith: EX-husband.
Cristina: She’ll probably end up sleeping with my non-husband.
Meredith: Hey! I am not that bad!
Alex: You really are.
Cristina: Honey, you are.
Addison: Ditto.


"If you're asking do I love you this much?
I do
Oh I do."

Cristina: Oh shut up already.
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moo?: Addie-sexyglasess
User: ikilledkenny86
Date: 2007-05-27 11:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Addie-sexyglasess
Hahaha that was awesome! I loved how they talked about how much Izzie sucked lately :D So.Much.Fun!

Cristina: Pipe down. You’re only maid of honor because George wouldn’t put on a dress.
Alex: I don’t believe that for a second.
Meredith: Thank you, Alex.
Alex: No, I mean I don’t believe that George wouldn’t put on a dress.

Haha! my favorite part :P


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User: stolemyworld
Date: 2007-05-27 12:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Izzie - Crushed
Hee! Thank you! Izzie does suck right now, so she totally deserves it =P
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tejal: GA: Do Not Want
User: sparkagrace
Date: 2007-05-27 11:13 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:GA: Do Not Want
LMAO! Izzie bashing is awesome. So true.

Congrats on your first fandom mst!
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User: stolemyworld
Date: 2007-05-27 12:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:GA - We're Just Out In The Cold
Thank you, m'dearest. Thank God you sent in something, I was almost going crazy with nothing to do ;D
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bluediamond421
User: bluediamond421
Date: 2007-05-27 15:32 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Okay, this? Makes me really want to go find a badfic for you. And I usually avoid them like the plague. lol. Alex was the best part, especially in the first section before it switched to Izzie, when they read Alex is waiting at the altar and he says "Crap.". And then when they're betting on who Alex is going to be marrying! lmao.

I also randomly loved this part:
"Meredith: Didn’t you want to run away at your wedding?
Addison: Nope.
Meredith: Oh. "

And this:
Addison: I hope you do marry Izzie. Then she can either kill you or make you fail your exams and totally destroy your career.

Yay for Izzie-bashing! She DOES kind of suck recently. And watching the author try to rationalize Denny and George was funny, although unlike you, I know she didn't intend it to be. Hehe.
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User: stolemyworld
Date: 2007-05-27 15:50 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Meredith - Smile Like You Mean It
You don't know how happy I am that you loved the random Mere/Addie moment! For no real reason, it just does!

I knew she was being serious about the Denny/George stuff, I just thought she did it SOOOOO badly. Hence, she gets mocked =P
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bluediamond421: OTH - Brooke Nathan sprinklers
User: bluediamond421
Date: 2007-05-27 17:21 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:OTH - Brooke Nathan sprinklers
lol, of course she gets mocked. I've always hated songfics. And that wasn't even the RIGHT rationalization (for George, not Denny, he can't be rationalized but he's dead now anyway).

Hee, you're welcome. It was a good bit of dialogue. I wish something like that would be spoken on the show...
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bluediamond421
User: bluediamond421
Date: 2007-05-27 17:50 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
And "Save Your Goodbyes" is awesome. I want Emma's dreams to cause her to prevent the school shooting. So you have to keep writing it.
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User: stolemyworld
Date: 2007-05-28 11:18 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Sean/Emma - When It Falls
Just for you, I will ;D
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everybody's darling
User: evrybdysdarling
Date: 2007-05-28 04:55 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
You’re only maid of honor because George wouldn’t put on a dress.

lmao, so true. great job!
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User: stolemyworld
Date: 2007-05-28 11:22 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Logan/Veronica - Flashbacks
Thank you =D
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